To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five
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4.0 • 1.6K Ratings
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- $4.99
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- $4.99
Publisher Description
To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
Customer Reviews
Very light and good reading
Fun characters make it a fun book to read. Sexy and hot well balanced. Read it in two days. Loved it!
Caught me by Surprise
This book has been suggested for me multiple times, but the negative reviews made me think it would be another sexy fast book without substance. I’m happy those reviews are wrong. Yes, the humor is raunchy, and it’s not written in the overly flowery language of most romance books. But that makes this book better. It was hilarious with endearing characters that you rooted for. 10/10 recommend. Take a chance on a different romance book, and have some fun with this one.
Great book!!
This book made me laugh out loud!! I couldn’t put it down!! Absolutely loved it!!