Toddler Inc‪.‬

Toddlers are savages.

They scream, shout, rebel, slap, destroy, throw food and purposely withhold their love and affection – just to watch your soul snap and your spirit shatter. And all before 8 a.m.

And yet, they're also misunderstood creatures: funny and beautiful – endearing little marvels that brighten up your day. But mostly they're savages.

The Adventures in Dadding series continues with this highly entertaining third entry, captured by one dad and his journal. Blunt, honest and absurd – this is Toddler Inc.

WARNING: the author swears an awful lot