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Publisher Description

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
 

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside 

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2015
April 7
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
176
Pages
PUBLISHER
Workman Publishing Company
SELLER
Workman Publishing Co., Inc.
SIZE
6.5
MB

Customer Reviews

Long tittie no nipple ,

Loved it

A must read !!

Nikkimia05 ,

If I were to write a book this is how I would be

This book is absolutely amazing from beginning to end. You won’t regret reading this one. It is like a modern day Irma Bombeck book. I absolutely enjoyed it and laughed the whole time.

Salute61 ,

Absolutely truthfully hysterical!

Best read in a very long time. I love how
Bunmi tells it like it truly is, but in a very funny way! LOVE her writing! Highly recommend!!!

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