Total Sh*t: An Excremental Essay About President Trump

This satirical essay about our president uses "shit" as a metaphor to describe Trump: the doofus, the dotard, the dog. It will help you satisfy the urge to purge and cope with the pall of that two-hundred-and-sixty-six-pound poser living in The White House whose fetid smell is wafted all day via mass media into your living room, your bedroom, and up your nostrils. It's a cathartic read that's as satisfying as a good shit – plus, it takes about the same amount of time.

Learn:
*Hundreds of shit phrases of Trumpspeak in a "shittery" at the back of the book.

*Types of Trumpshit as graduated on the medical diagnostic Bristol Stool Scale.

*Why America thinks this guy's shit doesn't stink.

*What you can do to help evacuate this shit from the American body.