That's right. You can't keep the Most Unfeeling Doctor in the World away.
Was I always such a hard-hearted lass? Of course not. I offer you some counter-examples from medical school, a time when I was so earnest and hard-working, I scraped my finger on the mannequin while practicing my digital rectal exam technique (true story).
Then I bring it into real time, swapping stories about the emergency room in the digital age, where Twitter co-exists with trauma and tendonitis.
If you enjoyed my bestseller, _The Most Unfeeling Doctor in the World and Other True Tales from the Emergency Room_, or even if you didn't, come on in.