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Publisher Description

Damien Hart knows how to loosen blocked pipes as the hottest plumber in town.

In the last decade, he's used his golden plunger to fend off the cougars more than a few times. Unfortunately, one girl has kept him tied up worse than a snaked toilet.

Kristen Calloway has carried a grudge wider than Niagara Falls since the seventh grade.

From first kisses, prom, and everything after... she's set her sights on finally moving on from her demons. Not even the consistent comfort of numbers and spreadsheets will keep her twitchy hands from crafting glitter bombs and getting even.

These two are rated R for ridiculously raunchy. 

Unlovely Things is written to be read as a standalone, but many readers prefer to read the series in order. 
Love Under Construction (1)
Unlovely Things (2)
Heartburn (3)
Tailwind (4)

September 17
M.C. Cerny
Draft2Digital, LLC

Customer Reviews

Readergrl 90 ,

Captivating, Hilarious, & Heartfelt!!!

What a phenomenal romantic comedy with so much heart filled with laughter, anger, grudges, a secret romance, passion, and love. Damien is the hot plumber in town and hasn't been able to forget the one girl who makes him feel alive. Kristen is a CPA who has hated Damien for years yet has had a secret crush on hime since childhood. Unlovely Things is a captivating and hilarious must read with wonderful characters readers will fall in love with. I absolutely loved reading this new book in the Love By Design series and I can't wait to read Heartburn and Tailwind.

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viro1963 ,


This is a great read with an awesome storyline that has well developed and engaging characters that have lots of chemistry. The smooth flow of the storyline makes for a good reading time.

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Cxizabellax3 ,

Outrageously funny & hot .. Unlovely Things

Omg, I love, love, love the back and forth between Kristen and Damien! It’s so exciting knowing their story, unfolding the drama, layer by layer. You keep reading and you never want to put the book down. The family was all great especially seeing there was something between Damien and Kristen. Bless Damien for having patience with Kristen, she can be exhausting. Very witty entertaining and sexual scene.
Hands down so far the best book I have read! Congrats M.C. Cerny.

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