Upside Down and Under Water

You see a new Corvette veer off the road, catch air, flip over and land in a river. Do you stop and go swimming? When you first see her you “consider the clothes you are wearing.” Responding to an “Agent in Distress Call,” the Feds hit 100 MPH on the freeway but the State Patrol is determined to issue a speeding ticket. The Las Vegas Hilton was on fire and I was there. Who shot Bambi? What’s the difference between God and a Federal Judge?—God knows he’s not a judge. A knife at his throat. My most unforgettable character. Oh, God! Please, please help me! Never a dull moment in a jet fighter. General Patton kissed the foreheads of every dead American . . . and 69 other true stories.