Utter Bullsheet
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5.0 • 3 Ratings
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- $9.99
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- $9.99
Publisher Description
Contrary to daily tabloid news, not all actresses are undie-free prima donnas pulling for the public crotch shot. Take, for example, Ursula. She works at Universal Studios, and let me tell you - that babe completely captivates the crowds and her employers. They love her.
Ursula is a real live robot and...a real live pain in the arse.
The problem?...well, she started a pandemic of replacement leading ladies. Svedka Vodka now features a sultry fembot. The Japanese company, Axis, recently birthed a brainless sexbot for men. Pinch Honeydoll’s voice emitting nipple sensors and, woo-hoo, hear her coo.
Where will it end, when they’ve replaced the average woman? These synthetic sweethearts are dangerous and someone must stop them.
Armed with an explosive bottle of cherry-red nail gloss, Ubie is an assassin for the Bimbo Offing and Obliteration Movement (BOOM). From the thespian stage to the religious pulpit, plump breasted dangerous double-D’s have taken over and threaten to supersede women in every walk of life. Ubie must polish them off, and stop evil Pearly White Corporation’s diabolical plan for a blonde bimbo bonanza.
Utter Bullsheet is Lynda Merry’s newest Satirical novel, set in New York City, Hollywood, and Knoxville, Tennessee.
Customer Reviews
Utterly Fun
Hysterical look at society's obsession with beauty and perfection, told with an irreverent slap at the media, and done in a most hilarious way. Fun read.
hilarity ensues.
i was laughing the whole way through this book. a great, relatively quick read. i actually highly recommend for people of every lifestyle. i mean, come on. assassins, clones, and jokes: the best things in life!
Funny!
I loved this book. It was funny the whole way through. Its fast pace and imagination grabbed me and held me to the end. Highly recommend!