Utter Bullsheet

Contrary to daily tabloid news, not all actresses are undie-free prima donnas pulling for the public crotch shot. Take, for example, Ursula. She works at Universal Studios, and let me tell you - that babe completely captivates the crowds and her employers. They love her.
Ursula is a real live robot and...a real live pain in the arse.
The problem?...well, she started a pandemic of replacement leading ladies. Svedka Vodka now features a sultry fembot. The Japanese company, Axis, recently birthed a brainless sexbot for men. Pinch Honeydoll’s voice emitting nipple sensors and, woo-hoo, hear her coo.
Where will it end, when they’ve replaced the average woman? These synthetic sweethearts are dangerous and someone must stop them.
Armed with an explosive bottle of cherry-red nail gloss, Ubie is an assassin for the Bimbo Offing and Obliteration Movement (BOOM). From the thespian stage to the religious pulpit, plump breasted dangerous double-D’s have taken over and threaten to supersede women in every walk of life. Ubie must polish them off, and stop evil Pearly White Corporation’s diabolical plan for a blonde bimbo bonanza.

Utter Bullsheet  is Lynda Merry’s newest Satirical novel, set in New York City, Hollywood, and Knoxville, Tennessee.