Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster

Yang Xiuying is the daughter of Long Yu Island's most powerful lord—though the arrogant nobles of Jian Kingdom's capital see her as nothing more than a girl from some backwater island. Perfect. Let them underestimate her. She's here for one reason: to destroy the vicious primary consort who ruined her twin sister's life in Li Wang's manor. But why stop at revenge? While she's turning the capital upside down, she might as well claim a Wang for herself. Lucky her—she's already married to one. Unlucky him—Qin Wang, the kingdom's most feared general, got stuck with her thanks to a weapons trade deal. Armed with zero shame, a razor-sharp tongue, and absolutely no respect for anyone's authority, Yang Xiuying is about to show this entire kingdom that mermaids don't play by human rules. Chaos? Guaranteed. Comedy? Non-stop. Regrets? Not a single one.

A lighthearted Chinese historical romance—99.999999% comedy, 0.000001% drama. If you love a heroine who's skilled, savage, and hilariously shameless, this one's for you.

What to Expect:

•A mermaid heroine with zero shame, a razor-sharp tongue, and absolutely no respect for anyone's authority
•A cold general husband who has no idea what he's gotten himself into
•Palace intrigue, scheming enemies, and chaos at every turn
•Revenge, romance, and laugh-out-loud comedy from start to finish

A Sneak Peek into the Chaos:

In the bridal chamber decorated with red cloth and luxurious furnishings, Yang Xiuying still sat motionless on the large bed. The bridal veil had not yet been removed. She was making a bet with herself—would this Qin Wang or whatever abandon her alone in the bridal chamber tonight?

If he dared abandon her in the bridal chamber, then tomorrow both he and Jian Kingdom would face her wrath for certain.

Yang Xiuying, who was cracking her knuckles with loud 'CRACK... CRACK' sounds, ready to cause trouble, heard the door open, followed by steady but light footsteps in the manner of martial artists.

Soon she saw black shoe tips stop in front of her, and her bridal veil was slowly lifted, revealing a young man with a cold expression but who wasn't particularly displeasing to look at, in her opinion.

Jian Hantian used the weighing rod to lift the bridal veil, finally seeing his primary consort's appearance for the first time. He'd never expected anything regarding her looks. Even if she had crossed eyes, a crooked mouth, or was otherwise unattractive, it didn't matter—he'd have to accept her as his consort anyway.

He hadn't expected that the woman bold enough to propose becoming his consort would have such exquisite beauty, flawless without any defects. Moreover, those large, round eyes that seemed innocently pure held a certain spark that strangely invited him to explore further.

And now, she was slowly breaking into a smile that looked beautifully sweet, yet made him feel as if he were watching a predator eyeing its prey.

"Greetings, Qin Wang. This consort is called Yang Xiuying. Pleased to finally meet you."

Even her voice was melodious and clear as a silver bell, making Jian Hantian pause. What he saw, what he heard, and the atmosphere around her—why did they all contradict each other?

"Mm... you've been traveling for many days and must be tired. I'll have your maid come in to attend to you." His manner remained cold and distant. Yang Xiuying merely shrugged.

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Before long, the food on the table had diminished. After rinsing her mouth, Qin Wang still hadn't returned.

Was he really going to abandon her alone in the bridal chamber?

Yang Xiuying's lips curled into a fierce grin as she cracked her knuckles preparing to make trouble for her husband, when the door opened once more. Those footsteps must surely be his.

'You're off the hook,' she muttered inwardly.