We Need to Talk

BREAKING UP USED TO BE SIMPLE.
In 1996, you just asked for your CDs back. Now, in 2025, you're begging your ex to delete that picture of your b*tthole. Welcome to modern breakups—where the pain is digital, the receipts are forever, and your ex is still watching your Instagram stories.

This book is for anyone who has ever:
✔️ Sent a “just checking in” text at 2 AM and immediately regretted it.
✔️ Seen their ex on a dating app three days after the breakup and momentarily blacked out.
✔️ Considered a full-blown career change just to avoid running into them.
✔️ Attempted to post a thirst trap but overthought the caption for five hours.

Sorry, but getting dumped has never been more complicated. From the social media warfare to the existential dread of realizing your ex is suddenly hotter, Sorry About That is the hilariously vicious guide to surviving heartbreak in the digital age.

Warning: This book will not help you grow. It will, however, make you feel slightly less pathetic while you stalk their LinkedIn page.