We Would Like Our Planet Back

Six teenagers. One planet. Ninety days before someone sells it.

Earth is officially back on the market.

Again.

After surviving alien inspections, intergalactic hearings, and an administrative disaster that resulted in three of their friends being detained on a space station, Felix Fletcher and his five best friends thought they’d finally earned a break.

Apparently, the Intergalactic Property Exchange disagrees.

A cheerful notification announces that Earth’s ownership transfer will become final in ninety days. No extensions. No second chances. And absolutely no indication that anyone bothered to ask the people who actually live there.

To stop the sale permanently, Felix, Milo, Jasper, Kai, Piper, and Luna must uncover the truth behind Earth’s original registration.

Their investigation takes them through centuries of questionable records, forgotten alien technology, missing authorization documents, and enough intergalactic regulations to make even Piper question her life choices.

But this time, stopping one transaction isn’t enough.

The six friends must prove that Earth was never legally available for sale in the first place.

And when they discover that other inhabited worlds may be facing the same problem, their fight becomes bigger than anyone expected.

With the countdown running, the galaxy watching, and their homework still due on Monday, six Minnesota teenagers are about to challenge the most powerful property exchange in the universe.

Because Earth isn’t for sale.

And it never was.

We Would Like Our Planet Back is the hilarious, heartfelt conclusion to Nate Neptune’s five-book Earth Was Not Consulted series—a YA science-fiction adventure packed with alien bureaucracy, unlikely heroes, ridiculous situations, and six friends who refuse to take no for an answer.

Perfect for readers who love clever sci-fi comedy, extraordinary adventures, and friendships that can survive just about anything.