What Is a Pirate‪?‬

From the team that brought you The Witch's Table comes another hilarious and charming story about what exactly makes a pirate a pirate!

I am a pirate, so I guess pirates do.

The crew aboard the Leaky Sneaker was the piratey-est pirates ever to sail the seven seas. Which is why Captain Bogbrush had no idea what to do with Montague Frippington von Fancypants. Montague wore petticoats while sailing, took pearl necklaces as booty, and politely plundered on raids. Pirates don't do that! Or can Montague help the captain understand that there is more to being a pirate than what he might believe?