Why are Movie Stars So Short‪?‬

Entertaining

I rate this article so highly because I want people to read it. Not because it is a good article, but because it is entertaining. It's entertaing how annoying it is. I have never read anything so annoying in my life. This article is a sexist, racist, elitist, and vile piece of literature. Not only does it fail to answer the question in its title, its assertions about all actors being short are flat out wrong. Reading this was like listening to a crotchety neighbor complain about the kids in his neighborhood.