Why Are You Calling Me? 50 True Tales of Teasing, Tricking & Tormenting Telemarketers

Hate telemarketers? In Why Are You Calling Me, comic mastermind Murray Sparks finds humour in turning the tables on telemarketers. From asking recruiters to help staff his exotic animal taxidermy business to convincing a cold-caller to help him invest in a deposed Nigerian king -- no telemarketer is spared from Murray's cheeky imagination.
Drift away with Murray's mechanic Wendall on a hot air balloon ride. Journey on a children's adventure hike wearing one of Murray's patented "meat belts." And watch Murray navigate through his day-to-day tasks using his brand new toe thumbs.
Each prank is comedy gold and sure to put a grin on your face.

Caution: This book includes gnomes, mimes, voodoo, ugly children, telemarketers, toe thumbs, and more!