During a discussion about my writing the other day someone pointed out that I have published a lot of erotica about masturbation across my many pen names. I looked and yes, I have well over a hundred publications with masturbation as the primary theme. That made me blush a little, I didn't realise I was so obsessed about this subject. You might say that I am the literary world's biggest wanker, so to celebrate here are 43 of my masturbation stories, selected to give you a broad range of my styles and ideas. Many of them reflect the kind's of thoughts we all have on this primitive personal urge. Some of them take you into amazing virtual worlds. I hope you enjoy this selection of my works so that together we can celebrate me being the literary world's biggest wanker. I wonder if I get a trophy for this?