Would Einstein Drive a Tesla‪?‬

What kind of cheese contains penicillin?

What mountain is deadlier than Everest?

Who said he would stop the motor of the world, and did?

What do drunken porpoises want you to call them?


We’ve all seen custom license plates on cars. Max Clarke’s book, Would Einstein Drive A Tesla? And Who Gave E.T. A Ride Home?, shows us photographs of license plates which are funny, provocative, and memorable.The plates will inform and amuse readers about movies, television, politics, sex, science, sports, and adventure. They offer wisdom, too, for drivers who have always been looking for a wise license plate to guide them.


The book will answer these and a hundred more questions:


What is the answer to everything about life and the universe?

What was Yoda’s philosophy about trying to get things done?

Which actress holds the world record for the longest television career?

What play is better than an unassisted triple play?

What is the tallest tree in the world?

What does everybody say when they meet Count Dracula for the first time?

What did the driver say that got him out of a speeding ticket?

What is the name of the child of Bigfoot?

How many attorneys work in Don Corleone’s personal law firm?

What were the last words of Icarus?


This book is his third on iTunes. The first was Chrome Bay, about bodies of water in the San Francisco Bay Area. The second was about cars, The Mercedes Wore Red Shoes.