Wow! This Is Insane!
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Publisher Description
The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?
How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?
Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but theyve already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.
I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...
Customer Reviews
Wow! This Really IS Insane!
Welcome aboard the Bobby Alvarez Express. Buckle up and hold on tight. You’re about to get launched on a high-speed roller coaster through Time and Space. Starting with a harrowing escape from lunar mobsters and barreling headlong through a thousand iPhone pages to its “logical” conclusion in the hold of an interstellar garbage scow, our hero — Will Testament — scorches across future America, one step ahead of a posse of 23rd Century mafiosos who want to get their hands on the Andromedan Time Travel bracelets which have fallen into his possession.
Words are like toys — Silly Putty, maybe — for the hyperkinetic author, who twists them, turns them, elongates them, and hyphenates them into forms never before seen in the English language. And punctuation! My God! Exclamation points fly like machine-gun bullets! Parentheses (and parentheses within parentheses) make a joyous jungle gym out of his paragraphs.
Here’s the recipe for a heady sci-fi adventure cocktail: one part Heinlein, one part Kilgore Trout; add a healthy dash of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and top it off with some essence of Hitchhiker’s Guide. Shake vigorously and pour yourself a tall, cool glass of Wow! This Is Insane!
If you like a good, zany romp through Time like I do, you’re going to love this book!!!