Zoomarble: A Madcap Space Romp

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What do the aliens want? Our sod? Human snacks?

As far as that last one, Cleocatra explains, “That’s just gross. To come all the way out here to the far end of this galaxy just to eat some humans would be like flying to Italy to eat a corndog.”

So it is probably not that.

If the aliens are truly on their way, does the guy in a shirt stained with rum and spicy peanuts really have the best plan? Can a mysterious group with a strange agenda save the Earth from destruction or general embarrassment, all while staying within the budget?