Shrooms: Garden Variety Zombies Book 1

Hazel always had doubts about the protective abilities of the government. Particularly Child Protective Services and the cranky old lady who’d been doing her best to separate Hazel from her one and only parental unit. Why couldn’t Mrs. Stenopoulos see the value of independent living, and Hazel’s knack for it from the youngest of ages?

1.She was second in command of her mother’s slightly illegal but very profitable enterprise.
2.She’d taught herself to drive a full four years before she was eligible to get a license.
3.She’d rescued her beloved hound from the ‘Clinical Trial’ her mother’s boyfriend of the month had recently concocted.
4.And just a few weeks after her 15th birthday, she’d secured a full ride scholarship to the local university. Early entrance.

Hazel was a caretaker, a dog lover, and a crack shot. Ask anyone in town.
If fate were to match her up against this year’s homecoming queen, who do you suppose would survive the zombie apocalypse?

Who’s going to like this book?
-Dog Lovers?
-Politician haters?
-Not too serious students of human nature?
All of the above. Oh yeah, and zombie fans, too.