You Takin' Me to Paisley, or What‪?‬

In this 4,800-word short story, Homer, a widowed, small-town Okie, abandons his safe, dull life and takes off across country in his new RV where he meets this... well... hitchhiker "girl."  He shakes his head: "Aw, a girl can't do no harm."  And the adventure begins.