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Publisher Description

New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald’s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven.

Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do “it” until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any material for this book.” Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike “putting out,” blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love—and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

GENRE
Biographies & Memoirs
RELEASED
2010
June 8
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
272
Pages
PUBLISHER
Touchstone
SELLER
SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC
SIZE
4.8
MB

Customer Reviews

Surfalley ,

You'll never blue ball in this town again

Really funny till the last chapter. The last chapter is romance.

Kate Cone ,

Who knew virgins were funny!

Great read. Heather kept me laughing all the way through. Hard to believe a virginal sorority girl could have so much fun and still not give it up! Her cast of boyfriends were very entertaining. I'm looking forward to her new book due to be released February 5th!

topypunk ,

A+ LADY

Made me smile and laugh out load during a really hard time in my life! THANK YOU Mc Donald!

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