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You're Not My Friend/You're One Dirty Bastard
Poetry · Humor
Publisher Description
Who are you
To antagonize me?
You do what you do
Without recognizing me.
I know I see
What makes you blind.
I can never be
What you never mind.
You're not my friend!
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You're one dirty bastard.
Ya wanna show people
That your lips can move farther apart,
And your tongue can go faster and faster.