Publisher Description

Captain Van Allen, USMC (Retired), a special operations trained combat officer, offers this second part in his lengthy series of public service projects. Included here is everything you need know about zombies, real zombies, and to make sure you get it right and survive.
Chapters:
1) Get it Right or Die
2) Mutant Zombie Incident – Panama
3) Real Zombies, Fact vs. Fiction
4) Prevention is the Best Cure
5) The Rules
6) Weaponology
Forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In this public service announcement, Captain Allen offers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of surviving real zombie outbreaks. He delivers expert level knowledge of zombie outbreaks, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for surviving the coming zombie apocalypse. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs: Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2015
December 14
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
133
Pages
PUBLISHER
Van Allen
SELLER
Smashwords, Inc.
SIZE
252.7
KB

Customer Reviews

JordynnLovesReading ,

Not What I Expected - In a Good Way

I read a lot of zombie stories and this is the first time I've ever read about how a zombie apocalypse can and according to VanAllen, will happen. It walks you through all the details that so many zombie stories and movies leave out and according to VanAllen, get wrong. I liked his concise tips on what to expect and what you can do to survive a real zombie virus outbreak...but also maybe any pandemic outbreak. While reading I found it hard to know the difference between the fiction and the truth. VanAllen blended it together well enough to make me sit up at night thinking about the need to buy guns, stockpile food, and get in survival shape. So Good!

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