Betty Makes a Booty Call

Betty is up late trying to write a college paper and is against extended deadlines. However, she's is constantly distracted by hormones and carnal desire. She tries to ignore this to get her schoolwork done. The question is should she continue, or should she enlist a handsome guy to clear her mind?

Warning! This short story contains graphic descriptions of sex between consenting adults. Here is an excerpt:

It had been 11 days, 12 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 second since Betty last had sex, but she was desperately trying not to keep track of any of that. She had a psychology paper due the next day, and her professor had already given her two extensions on it. He was likely not going to grant a third. So, there was no going out clubbing and trolling for hot guys. She just sipped mug after mug of green tea and just tried to get through the paper. However, nothing causes depression more than having to write an academic paper about the stimuli that leads to depression. She was finding this a bit too reflexively meta.
At one point, she stopped typing and slipped her hand into ...