I Can’t Stop Thinking About You

“Why don’t we go into the bathroom fuck each other senseless?” I asked Leo as we had lunch together. He nearly fell off his chair. He certainly wasn’t expecting me to ask him for sex, and certainly not while we were having lunch during our lunch break.
“I’m not sure I heard you right,” Leo said as he put down his glass. “Are you asking me to have sex with you?”
“Exactly Leo!