Not Okay

My name is Marvin May and I am okay.

I am not a thief or a pervert, and the crimes of my youth are behind me.

I go to church on Sundays when I remember and ask God for forgiveness when I don't.

I'm okay.

I probably have an anger problem, but who doesn't? I've never hit anyone, or anything.

I promise, I'm fine.

I live in a little house in a small town and keep to myself. I'm only one payment behind on my credit card, and the doctor says I could lose a few pounds. I'm just like everyone else.

But there is something I should mention.

I have this one little issue.

One tiny problem I can't seem to fix.

One itch I can't seem to scratch…

I want to kill my wife.

Hi, my name is Marvin May … and I am not okay.