The Science of Romance

When Christian St. John, the tenth Viscount of Surrey was instructed to host a dinner party by his mother for her guests, he never thought it would entail a shameless hypocrite that would awake his sleeping Johnson. Absent from any interaction with the stronger sex save for those in his family by blood or marriage. Christian was not prepared for the likes of Lady Sierra Leone Elizabeth Montgomery Evert John as she stepped into his life, wreaking havoc in her wake.
Too old, too rich and set in her ways, Lady John could do as she pleased. With wealth, name, and power at her beck and call, she did not have to abide any that did not want her in their presences. Lady John knew some might not think of her as a peer of the realm, even though her family’s name and lineage are connected with kings from around Europe. Furthermore, everyone in her family knew there were a few ancestors that wed and breed women of other races to muddy their gene, but she did not care one wit.
For she was bold enough to claim all that was given to her by her forefather’s and father. Nonetheless, Lady John would have never considered anyone or anything could rile her perfect composure. Despite being perpetually thrown into the loop of a certain Viscount with his salt and pepper hair and his vociferous vocals. She did not mind his angry handsome face or that he incessantly irked her poised nature at times. But what she could not abide was the intense flipping emotions she had towards the loud, annoying ass of an old Viscount.