Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me
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4.5 • 4 Ratings
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Publisher Description
The hilarious sequel to How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by Django Wexler!
Dark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology.
Davi has left the horde behind her, hoping to find a peaceful solution to keep the Kingdom from being destroyed this time. But her plan to guide the Kingdom to peaceful prosperity is thwarted when she finds her usual love interest, Prince Johann, already married and the bloodthirsty Duke Aster running the government. Johann's new husband is everything Davi is not, but he holds a key to the one mystery she can't solve - the origins of the time loop that has entrapped her.
With restless armies at her doorstep, Duke Aster reaching for power, and an ancient magician hounding her every turn, Davi must scheme her way to peace and uncover the truth behind her curse if she is to break the spell that binds her once and for all.
Praise for How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
'A darkly comic delight of a novel' Anthony Ryan
'Twisty, pacey and full of reverent irreverence for fantasy. I can't get enough' Max Gladstone
'A brash swords-and-satire romp that draws you into its rollicking adventure even as it pokes fun at the whole genre. Gamers in particular will appreciate the irreverent upending of classic roleplaying tropes' James L. Sutter
Takes the old saying 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,' to the next level. A sarcastic, action-packed, intrigue-filled (mis)adventure. One of the funniest books I've read in a long time' Matt Dinniman
'Lord of the Rings crossed with Groundhog Day, narrated by a gender-flipped Deadpool' Mike Brooks
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
With some well-earned swagger and winks, Dark Lord Davi (first met in 2024's How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying) breaks the time loop that had her endlessly failing to stop the Wilder horde from overrunning the Kingdom in Wexler's rousing wrap-up to the series. Davi's able to avert the expected final showdown by bringing the two sides together via a dance-off ("something that has been bringing people together and crossing boundaries since the days of Electric Boogaloo"), only to discover that her real enemy is one of the legendary Founders of the Kingdom, and that she has been caught in his trap for many, many more years than she thought. With the help of her disparate allies (including a "sexy orc lady," Davi's "himbo" ex-boyfriend and his new husband, and a devoted fox-woman), Davi launches a literal suicide mission to free herself and the Kingdom. Wexler raises the stakes by removing Davi's "reset" option this time around: now deaths are permanent. The added emotional weight nicely balances out the snarky humor and barrage of pop-culture references. This is a worthy finale. Agent Seth Fishman, Gernert Co.
