Club Dead

Life is so short, but luckily for you, death is SO long! 


Because death is not the end, it's the exciting beginning of a whole new life (or should we say lifeless) style! 


Plenty of time to do things you never even DREAMED of while on Earth. 


But the best part is with your demise comes ETERNAL membership in Club Dead.


An out-of-the world all-inclusive resort exclusively reserved for Post-Deceased People such as yourself. 


Plus you can't be turned down. All mortals have ALREADY paid their dues. 


Yes, an eternity of inconceivable activities awaits you… 


So don't let your life go to HELL! 


Purchase this hilarious handbook. 


It's definitely The Bucket List – for AFTER you kick the bucket!