Masturbation for Morons

Masturbation is MORE than a state-of-mind. It's a total way of living!


In fact, given divorce, disease, and the idiocy of internet dating, you'd have to be a moron NOT to masturbate!


Yes, it's a touchy subject.


But Funny Guy REMOVES the guilt and reveals the incredible benefits of the self-pleasuring lifestyle.


In this hilarious e-book, he proves his point with completely bogus facts, figures, charts, exercises and the wildest illustrations you've ever seen.


Plus he PROVES it single-handedly!


There's no doubt about it. This comical volume is one of the most outrageous concepts ever to be PULLED off!