Flawless, My Dear

For fans of the Netflix sensation comes the self-help book no aspiring viscountess should be without.

Grosvenor Square, sometime after 1813

Dearest reader,

The social season is upon us! And whether you marriage-minded misses shall be considered a diamond or a doorstop shall soon be determined.

But panic not, dear ladies, for you shall find all the advice you so desperately need within these pages. Receive instruction on how to perfect the feigned swoon; the optimal height your breasts can be squashed to; just how many feathers in your headdress is too many; and why you should never enter a maze at night unaccompanied (unless you’re sure to be compromised by a sexy Duke and forced into marrying him).

In short, you shall learn how to be more Bridgerton.

Yours truly,
Duchess Wibberfluffle

Reviews

‘Thank you, Duchess Wibberfluffle! Without your chapter on love-making for innocents I should have never known how a lady came to be with child. But more detailed instruction would have been appreciated.’ – Eloise Bridgerton

‘My eighth season and I’ve finally found a match thanks to your fabulous book. He’s no catch but my family have finally stopped calling me ‘the disappointment’. Couldn’t recommend more highly.’ – Baroness Berbrooke

‘She’s a fraud. I doubt she even has wisteria around her house. AVOID.’ – Lady Whistledown

About the author

Duchess Wibberfluffle is the author of several explosive society papers and this book. It is certain that her moniker is a pseudonym, that many an amateur sleuth has been attempting to uncover in a very half-hearted and ladylike way. Top contenders for the REAL Duchess Wibberfluffle include Bristol-based author Tamsin English, HRH the Duchess of Cornwall, Stephen Fry and Kylie Jenner.