Meowing on the Answering Machine

"PURR!" ~Tessa B. Dick (Raised by cats; author of Philip K. Dick: Remembering Firebright)

"Place all beverages on a flat surface, and sallow whatever you're eating or drinking before you begin reading... you're liable to lose it if you don't."
~ Ted Atoka (author of Fiammetta's Dream, book ii of the Villa Paradiso Series)

'Meowing on the Answering Machine' is a collection of short fiction and prose by Robert Emmett. Forty-two short works spanning twenty years, with several drawings throughout to fill the margins and give spice to the words. From Dafne to Dangle, from food that cooks itself to the talking furniture in search of identity. Hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic. All your favorite tales from the often odd world of Robert Emmett are offered together for the very first time!