Meowing on the Answering Machine

Meowing on the Answering Machine’ is a collection of short fiction and prose by Robert Emmett. Forty-two short works spanning twenty years, with several drawings throughout to fill the margins and give spice to the words.

From Dafne to Dangle, from food that cooks itself to the talking furniture in search of identity. From hilarious, to slightly odd, and all the way to utterly creepy. All your favorite tales from the often odd world of Robert Emmett are offered together for the very first time!

Hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic.