Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3: Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets‪.‬

Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!

Dear Dumb Diary,

Isabella and her mom picked me up early for school today. As it turns out, there are two extracurricular clubs that meet in the morning, and this morning, Isabella made me join them both.

I am already beginning to wonder if including Isabella on this whole thing was such a good idea. It's important for me to have a perfect future, of course, but if Isabella's is perfecter than mine, I'm going to be spending some of my future trying to sabotage hers. Look, I know that's not a very attractive thing to say, but Isabella and I are very close friends and that's just what very close friends do.