Litvok the Zelator

A tale proving the Irish built the Pyramids and that the Irish are the lost tribe of the Israelites. The history from the pre Druids to the present day, a Camel’s Toe passes into the Church’s history as a Holy Relic naturally via Ireland. Lillith, Adam’s first wife and the Golem comes to the rescue of Litvok who is the descendant of the holy line with the frummer alchemists dancing through like fiddler on the roof and helping out. It clarifies the misconception of the Da Vinci Code and the rest of the old con, where this is a relic, an unholy shilling is made.