Christmas Licks

This is Clarke Pensworth's story, and it's a Christmas soiree of delights. He had an unusual physical defect. However, some might say his defect gave him an advantage when it came to the opposite sex. Are you following this?
A little fantastic?
Don't worry. It gets interesting, I assure you. Yes, the title is revealing, so if you've read any of Ethan Radcliff's other Christmas short stories, as always, hold onto your seat.
He never lets a Christmas pass without some fun and naughty nonsense.
***Adult content with lots of licks*****