The Big Christmas Package

Once upon a time, a sweet, beautiful little Christmas Fairy named Ellie had a Christmas list. Number one on that list was a male elf with an over-abundant package. Wishful thinking, but remember she's a fairy.

To her delight, along came an annoying, arrogant elf named Ellgar. His name meant elf-spear, and he more than lived up to his name.

His package was impressive.

Ellie was more than pleased to meet Ellgar. However, another elf enters the picture, Edmon. He is an even more arrogant elf than Ellgar. He's a tattooed and cigar-smoking elf with an even more impressive package. His name means to dive into, and now Ellie is amused. What could that mean? Ellie was thrilled that Santa had read her list and had delivered. But now she had a dilemma; Ellgar or Edmon? Or could she have both? However, in the back of Ellie's mind was an elf named Garoke, he was an endearing sort of fellow, and he, too, sported an impressive package.

Her Christmas list is more than fulfilled, and Santa's been quite generous. Dilemma, dilemma, what's a fairy to do?

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