Post Oh!pocalypto Poppycock

The beginning of the middle of the end is here, and it has a name:


POST OH!POCALYPTO POPPYCOCK


A farce in three acts! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun? Follow our cast on an adventure through the city of Las Vegas, where everyone in town wants to get their hands on a stolen black case and a beautiful Princess. There are amazing car chases, tons of super cool cameos, arguably the greatest rock concert of all time, and what sort of apocalyptic adventure would it be if we didn’t save the entire planet by the end of the show?


Post Oh!pocalypto Poppycock may be the most important literary work of a generation. Of course, “may” and “important” are broadly defined terms, so don’t take our word for it:


“Like reading someone overact.” - Vampire Gene Siskel


“This is where we’re headed folks! Hellfire, brimstone…” - The Reverend Jimmy “Gimme” Cash


“This book goes blue early and never looks back, so basically the author stole my shtick.” - The Archangel Lenny Bruce


“This guy doesn’t even know how to spell right and stuff, but I liked it.” - Anonymous subway patron


“This book reads like it was written by a 12 year old child on LSD.” - Truant’s 12 year old nephew


“It’s filthy, but if you can get through the layer of filth, underneath, you will find a whole other layer of filth.” - Your mom


“Haplessly irreverent.” - My mom


“Truant Memphis’ attempts to make a mockery of the English language are a mockery of themselves. Sophomoric at best.” - Every tenth grade English Teacher ever


“The fastest action sequences I’ve ever read!” - Patrick Swayze’s ghost


“It’s music for Millennials, man.” - Confused stoner


“The author’s sense of hopefulness for humanity demonstrated throughout the story is as childish and unrealistic as the story itself.” - Steve