Confessions of a Window Cleaner

It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows…

Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.

Timothy Lea is asked to be a window cleaner by his brother-in-law Sid, and he helps to satisfy all of his customers… in whatever way is necessary.

Viv preferred a man with experience.

Dorothy was a little careless with her underclothes.

Mrs Armstrong provided tea and cake beforehand.

Brenda consumed marshmallows afterwards.

Sandy drew the line at taking her clothes off.

Sonia performed for an audience.

Overwhelmed by the hospitality of his customers, Tim found it increasingly difficult to keep his mind on the job. Soon he longed for the peace and quiet of a steady relationship with his girl friend Elizabeth.

But even the quiet and virginal Elizabeth was full of surprises…

Also Available in the Confessions… series:
CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMP
CONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MAN
CONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINK
and many more!

Reviews

"Porn for all the family" Davina Belling

‘Rather cunning’ The Independent

About the author

Christopher Wood is a British screenwriter and novelist best known for the erotic ‘Confessions’ series of novels and films written under the pseudonyms 'Timothy Lea' and ‘Rosie Dixon’. Under his own name, he adapted two James Bond novels for the screen: ‘The Spy Who Loved Me’ and ‘Moonraker’.