Inquisitor Glokta, a crippled and increasingly bitter relic of the last war, former fencing champion turned torturer extraordinaire, is trapped in a twisted and broken body - not that he allows it to distract him from his daily routine of torturing smugglers.
Nobleman, dashing officer and would-be fencing champion Captain Jezal dan Luthar is living a life of ease by cheating his friends at cards. Vain, shallow, selfish and self-obsessed, the biggest blot on his horizon is having to get out of bed in the morning to train with obsessive and boring old men.
And Logen Ninefingers, an infamous warrior with a bloody past, is about to wake up in a hole in the snow with plans to settle a blood feud with Bethod, the new King of the Northmen, once and for all - ideally by running away from it. But as he's discovering, old habits die really, really hard indeed...
...especially when Bayaz gets involved. A bald old man with a terrible temper and a pathetic assistant, he could be the First of the Magi, he could be a spectacular fraud, but whatever he is, he's about to make the lives of Glotka, Jezal and Logen a whole lot more difficult...
British newcomer Abercrombie fills his muddled sword-and-sorcery series opener with black humor and reluctant heroes. Logen Ninefingers, a barbarian on the run from an ex-employer who's now king of the North, finds his loyalties complicated when he switches sides and becomes a valuable source of intel to the beleaguered Union. Glokta, a torture victim turned torturer, gets roped into securing the Union's position against both the invading Northmen and the incompetent Union king and council, and ruthlessly wields his skills in attempts to weed out traitors. Foppish Jezal, a preternaturally excellent swordsman, manages to win the contest to become the Union champion, thanks to a little help from Bayaz, a mage with his own agenda. The workmanlike plot, marred by repetitive writing and an excess of torture and pain, is given over to introducing the mostly unlikable characters, only to send them off on separate paths in preparation for the next volume's adventures.
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And it just gets better
This is not my favourite book. It was, for roughly a day or two. Then I read the sequel, which is somehow better. Then I read the finale, which blew me away completely.
Joe is, to me, the best author currently writing in the English language. He has yet to write a bad sentence.
Buy this book and fall in love with words and swords and the subtlest of magic.
Then discover that the cruelest of men also make the most sympathetic characters in the hands of a master of fantasy. Simply the best series I have ever read.
Brilliant, must read!
One of the best series of this style I've ever read. As an avid fan of the 'old' years, I love fantasy authors such as Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, Patrick Rothfuss, and Joe Abercrombie is right up there with these authors. Witty, gritty, violence and mystery make this series an absolute must read!
Could not put it down. As a swordsman myself I found one of the last chapters 'the bloody nine' the best. Well done