Jokes I Wrote....on the Toilet

I often have these silly thoughts dropped into my head. None of them are very long. But I have tried to stretch them out. I am tired of stretching. So here are the things that dropped into my head that made me laugh. And I stretched them out, just like I am this description. See it is not very funny. That is why I decided to just publish the bits, together, with segues. I am having fun writing segues.