Conspiraco

"People need an outlet for their fear, their frustration."

"Then you have these jokers, class Gs."

"Class G threats are safe enough one on one," I continued. "But a crowd of them can get ugly."

"What do you mean?" Randy asked.

"If all they did was get together, complain, and make noise, who cares? Protest all you want, I say. It's a free country."

"The problem is, Class G's are natural attention seekers." Sheila added. "Protests become riots. Complaints become conspiracies. Ideas become insurrections. Domestic tranquility is dangerous. Someone has to help them."

"Yeah but, it seems so weird. Helping people by inventing fake conspiracies for them to investigate? It's so … so, crazy."

"I know. Thought the same thing when I started," I said, watching our group snoop through video files, chattering like happy monkeys. "If it's crazy but it works, it's not crazy. Our mission is saving our clients from themselves."