Imminently Dead

Geordie and Lazarus are back, and they have a big problem. Someone's sending death threats to Geordie, and he's afraid that he'll soon be relegated to an afterlife of wandering the earth, giving fashion advice to the passé living. Can Trent and Linda save him from his fate?

Warning: Contains strong language, Australian spelling, and hysteria. Not recommended for children.

Geordie says:
Isn't it amazing how unimportant impending death is when it's only mine? Maybe I'd get more attention as a ghost. I'd certainly have a better wardrobe than Linda's. That girl had trouble keeping any clothes on.
Linda says:
I don't think dead people are allowed to go mad in Heaven. That sounds all wrong.
Trent says:
Needs must as the devil drives - or as Linda drives. Same thing, I think, sometimes.