Rebounding Dead

Prudence is dead. She was expecting to join a choir of adoring angels, but instead she's stuck bouncing between Heaven and Earth. 

Sephenia's given Linda a new challenge, with just two words: "Fix her!" What the hell has traumatised this kid so badly, and how the hell is she getting exorcised every time she turns up on Earth?

Warning: Contains swearing, alternative afterlives, and Australian spelling. Not suitable for children.

Prudence says: Heaven is an awfully odd place. It's not at all like the reverend said it would be! There are hardly any harps, and it actually seems a little sinful. Although it feels blasphemous to even think that. Linda has a hot tub! And alcohol! I'm very confused.

Linda says: Oh God, Sephenia's saddled me with a total innocent. I mean, she's still all fluffy and cute. What the hell are they thinking?

Reverend Jones says: There are evil spirits all around me. They taunt me. When will my Lord rescue me?