Monster C**k Madness

PERCY OF PICADILLY can't believe his misfortune. When he arrives in Potter Peeley to visit his mother, he finds her house overrun with prostitutes. Try as he might to evict them, it's not long before he is forced into servitude, and expected to do many unspeakable things. That is, until a certain dragon terrorizes the kingdom, and chooses Percy as its rider.

With a nincompoop as its master, what could possibly go wrong?

Approximately 22,000 words.