The Great Ball

Cripes! The mad  king is at it again, and this time he wishes to have a ball. Unfortunately it’s not the type of ball his noblemen are thinking of—for there are no flowing dresses, lavish decor or…(gasp)…women to be found. Just what does the old coot have in mind?

3,100 words.

WARNING: Balls—plenty of them. With hair, that is.