Too Stupid to Visit

Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?
Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.

Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick
prayer at the starting line?
A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine
intervention - yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.

And this ‘bigger is better’ thing - completely illogical.
Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there.
If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.

These bits and many more in Too Stupid to Visit.

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"Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ..." Gemini Rising

“Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... ” May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm

"... wretchedly funny." C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism