Nun Too Holy

Peace is coming… and that's the problem.

When polite-but-lethal Lutheran commandos begin infiltrating holy sites across Europe, Sister Mary Mercy is dragged back into action. Their goal? Assemble the Augsburg Helm—an ancient harmonic artifact capable of forcing the entire world into perfect, polite agreement.

Mercy and her misfit squad race through rave monasteries, Swedish flat-pack death traps, and a theological snowball war, all while battling impeccably synchronized Lutherans and their terrifying Choir of Perfect Balance.

Standing at the center is High Presbyter Ingrid Sternvoss: composed, brilliant, and dead-set on weaponizing tranquility.

At the Midnight Fjord Hymn Slam, Mercy faces Ingrid in an epic duel atop a cathedral-sized organ. Silence clashes with symmetry. Nunchucks clash with tuning forks. Free will clashes with enforced serenity.

To save humanity from a beautifully polite apocalypse, Mercy must destroy the Helm, break the rhythm, and remind the world why chaos—and choice—matter.

Action, absurdity, and divine silliness collide in Nun Too Holy, the second adventure in the Nunchucks! Universe.