Animal QC

GARY BELL QC is one of Britain's top barristers, with his own hit BBC TV show The Legalizer, a Who's Who entry and a wife whose family is listed in Burke's Landed Gentry.

But behind his silk gown and horsehair wig is a compelling and hilarious backstory.

The chronic bedwetting son of a teenaged cigarette factory worker and a nineteen-year-old miner, Gary grew up in a condemned Nottingham slum and left his tough comprehensive school without taking any exams to follow his dad down the pit.

He spent his teenage years as a drunken football hooligan known as Animal (for his terrible eating habits, not his fighting skills), baking pies at Pork Farms, driving a fork lift truck at Asda, and trying and failing to become (among other things) a miner, a bricklayer, and a fireman. After being convicted of fraud and sentenced to six months (he worked out how to fiddle pub fruit machines), he was destitute, homeless and slept rough on the streets.

Finally deciding to make something of himself, he took O and A levels and hitch-hiked to Bristol University as a mature law student in his mid 20s. 

After three hilarious years he somehow managed to wangle a job with a Beverly Hills law firm before he'd even graduated. He went on to become a barrister and, twenty years later, achieved the rare honour of being appointed Queen's Counsel.


His preposterous story which contains some fascinating details of the many major cases he has worked on reads like a strange dream and redefines the word amazing, as well as being extremely funny, very moving, and utterly life-affirming.


‘Extraordinary… a great autobiography. Marvel Comics could take Gary Bell on as a super hero.’ - BBC Radio Four 


‘Riotous’ - Daily Telegraph


‘A compelling - if rather weird - delight.’ - Daily Mail 


‘Hugely entertaining, a remarkable, heartwarming and inspiring story.’ - Mail on Sunday


‘A really good yarn' - BBC Breakfast 


‘Fascinating’ - BBC Radio 5 Live