Asinine

No good deed goes unrewarded. Unless it's in Dunttstown, the most baffling suburb this side of reality, in which case it's mostly the bad deeds that earn rewards. You need to be underhanded, completely insane, or outright evil to get by. This was why Mongrel was a failure.

Due to a cast of uncooperative characters lead by Mongrel Stevens, the narrator has to abruptly return from vacation. Spitefully, he thrusts upon Mongrel a bevy of curses, chiefly one in his rear end. Wandering the streets of Dunttstown looking for a solution to his problems that don't involve a trip to the ER, Mongrel accepts the hospitality of an eccentric midget, who forces him to adopt the last of his slaves, and boy named Biscuits.